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We are drowning in cardboard! We are shitting tinsel! We are staying up all night making dinosaurs, reindeer, kings and spaceships and then and then and then and then…… crying ourselves to sleep to “Santa Baby”!!!! The true meaning of christmas is obviously self masochism. Ha aha ha..ha. wanna see crazy?? come over this weekend.
The Meaning of Christmas Contest resulted in a tie! Neither contestant got it right, but they did have the best answers. Congratulations to Seth Lambert and Janet Ali! Some would call the winners weird and desperate. We preffer to call them bat shit creative and flamboyantly persistent. Great job guys, way to show us all how to get places in life! Please email us at email@example.com letting us know which night you would like to come to!
THE HOUSE OF YES XMAS SPECTACULAR 2012: Christmas Through the Ages
Friday, December 7th, Saturday, December 8th; Sunday, December 9th;
Friday, December 14th, Saturday, December 15th, Sunday, December 16th.
The fourth annual House of Yes Xmas Spectacular is a theatrical extravaganza of non-stop holiday joy featuring ravishing dance numbers, astounding aerial acrobatics, circus spectacles, breathtaking burlesque and ridiculous production numbers that will have you loving the holidays like never before.
This year’s Xmas Spectacular 2012 explores “Christmas Through the Ages”, from the dawn of Christmastime and ancient cultures, through the future and beyond! Be prepared to witness the most festive entertainment of the season that promises to be delightfully inspiring and historically inaccurate!
Created by Kae Burke and Anya Sapozhnikova
Starring about a million House of Yes/Lady Circus usual suspects+ the LOVE SHOW!!!!
Doors at 7pm Show at 8pm Tickets: $20
House of Yes Theatre
342 Maujer Street
December 7th 2012 Lineup
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December 7th, a date that will live in infamy (if you play your cards right). We are sticking with our first Friday format this month since the Mayan’s already called the 3rd Friday of December for their end of the world thing and y’all will be indisposed. So come dance your ass off (while you still have an ass) to the smooth stylings of Alex Funk, coming up from Baltimore as well as a special opening set by Orange Krush.
Alex Funk (Garden of Heathens, Baltimore)
Tektite (Vitamin B)
Tim the Enchanter (Vitamin B)
Barney Iller (Vitamin B, Mischief)
Orange Krush (Disorient, Garden of Heathens)
House of Yes
324 Maujer St.
L to Grand
10:00 PM – 5:00 AM
Still $10 no matter when you show up or who you know or what you’re wearing.
Hoopy Hour is until 11:30. Free entry with hoop or flow toy.
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