Posted on December 29, 2012
by Anya 
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** Xmas Spectacular 2012!
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** Don’t be bummed you didn’t get to see the world end! Just come by Bushwick, Brooklyn, USA at 7 am on January 1st to witness the same effect. It appears that everyone and their mother is throwing their party here. Bellow are our recommendations for you to go embarrass yourself at. BUT FIRST…..
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XXXXX RANSOM NOTE XXXXX
This is a hostage situation.
Last night we kidnapped Jeff Stark and the Nonsense NYC staff.
Yes, again. It worked so well last year, how could we not?
We now have the staff secreted away on the top floor of a luxury hotel
in the Meatpacking District. They’re hard at work on a huge list of
New Year’s Eve events. But here’s the deal. Unless you donate now,
we’re holding hostage the staff *and* the New Year’s Eve edition of
Nonsense.
Tick tock.
Donate to Nonsense now, and we’ll release them in time to send a New
Year’s Eve edition on Friday. You’ll get a huge list of parties that
might actually be good
Make the drop.
Otherwise we’ll simply resend last year’s list, and you can reminisce
while we force the Nonsense staffers to ring in New Years from the VIP
hot tub of a swank new nightclub our friend opened in midtown. Sext us
if you want onto our ridiculously exclusive promoter’s list.
Or make your suggested ransom donation here:
http://www.nonsensenyc.com/special
Sincerely yours (totally not kidding),
The Kidnappers
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BANG ON! NYC!
Your rebirth begins at a brand new 30,000 sq ft Williamsburg warehouse
featuring 2 music stages,
rides, an iridescent wonderland light-fantastic-space, giant
interactive art installations, an inflatable obstacle course,
food trucks, and an all night intoxicating music by Brooklyn’s best…
Featuring DJ’s:
Felix Cartal
Yeasayer (DJ Set, Chris Keating)
Chordashian
Alex English
Sean Glass
Cumba Mela
Monikkr
Paisly Dalton
Lacey Youngblood
Tinseltown
Golden Pony
And live sets by:
Carousel
Suntalk
Also featuring:
Oversized art installations by Rochelle Voyles and Stuart Braunstein.
Plus the midnight performance by the infamous Anya Sapozhnikova of
Lady Circus… do not miss midnight.
New Years Eve // 12.31.12
9pm-6am
RSVP: www.BangOn-NYC.com/RSVP (http://www.bangon-nyc.com/RSVP)
Or purchase tickets for guaranteed admission:
www.brownpapertickets.com/event/list/306895
Secret warehouse location near the Montrose L train stop…address to
be revealed with advance ticket purchase or RSVP.
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Ring in lucky 13 with your RUBULAD!!
Party-Go-Round!
In which one cheap-as-dirt, $20 ticket gets you into three events at
secret locations in Bushwick.
live music in the Palace of Light by: Friend Roulette, Not Waving but
Drowning, Viva and more!
in the Cabaret of Curiosties:
Mary-Go-Round, Panoramic Puppet Show by Pierre Pressure, Magic by
Solomon the Peculiarist, Aerial Amazements by Liron Dan
with Special Surprise Guests
Shake it up DJ dancing in the Interstellar Observatory with:
DJ Shakey, Ol’ Stark, DJ Mojo, DJ $mall ¢hange
plus:
Poofs by I’m Not Lost
G. Scopitronic’s Non-Stop Film Fest
Norm Francouer’s Light Circus Extraordinaire
Midnight Champagne Bunny Toasts for Party Hoppers
Rides in Harvey, the Magical RV
Costumes greatly appreciated. Not one, not two, but THREE mindblowing
locations cunningly concealed close to the Jefferson L stop.
Stay tuned for forthcoming revelations about these secret spots or
see http://www.guncle.org/ next week for secret information.
9:00 pm till the cows come home. Dress for travel and Adventure!
Not one, not two, but THREE mindblowing locations cunningly concealed
close to the Jefferson L stop. Stay tuned for forthcoming revelations
about these secret spots or see http://www.guncle.org/ next week for
secret information.
All the time and always: Aerial Classes at Sky Box!
Like what you see on stage? This could be YOU. sign your flabby ass up for classes at http://theskybox.org/class-information/classes/. Got a flabby boyfriend/girlfriend/sister/mom? Email skybox.info@gmail.com (mailto:skybox.info@gmail.com) to order your skybox gift certificates!
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